this is just too much fun to pass up

president bush IS one of the worst disasters to ever hit the united states.

of all the noises we must already deal with

dear lord,
why is my computer so damn noisy?


[if i had a miniature blog in a sidebar like i want, this post would go there. but i don't have one. yet.]

loafing in downtown atlanta

the rest of my pictures have too much blue in them. i don't know what's wrong with my camera. you can tell which ones i attempted doctoring.

still working on:

-putting my photos up from california and from my birthday
-miniblog in the sidebar for photos.
-hooking up my scanner so i can jazz the page up a little.

in the meantime, i did finally find a picture of the sunglasses i bought.

the girl scouts are OUT OF CONTROL

Some 400 to 700 fifth- through ninth-graders attend the half-day Nobody's Fool conference in Waco each July. The program never mentions abortion, according to Planned Parenthood. The youngsters receive a book with chapters on homosexuality and masturbation, as well as illustrations of couples having sex, people examining their naked bodies and a boy putting on a condom.

Some Girl Scout mothers called it soft-core porn.

"It embarrassed me to look at it with my husband," said parent Shannon Donaldson.

-USA Today(via jk)

i can't help but wonder if shannon's husband is sleeping with someone else and/or has calluses on his dick from playing with himself too much.

but, i think she's right. i'd much rather have my kids learn about sex through trash they see everywhere else instead of learning the truth early on.

CNN.com - Kansas?AG demands abortion records - Feb 25, 2005

so much for confidentiality. CNN.com - Kansas?AG demands abortion records - Feb 25, 2005

it truly sickens me.

corporate america wants us fired

i can not vent about my job or corporate america will fire me.

all i can say is, unattainable goals with the bullshit that has been put into place.

vindicated cleaning day

i am selfish
i am wrong
i am right
i swear i'm right
swear i knew it all along
and i am flawed, but i am cleaning up so well


i can constantly hear the sound of my alarm going off in the back of my head. just like my cell phone.

i have a new, very basic goal. to do my laundry once a week. that way i'll always have clean socks on a daily basis. it also means that i'll have the chance to actually do the laundry that i've had sitting in the living room for over 6 months. i'll find lots of missing clothes [for examle, golden boy] and i'll find lots of clothes that i forgot i even had. it will be great.

john kerry supports

"john kerry supports urinating in public to show excitement for a book." (via bluishorange)

there was a time when i hated clothes and i hated shopping. these days i walk through a store practically drooling.

check it out!

i was the fourteenth person to make a 100% on the seinfeld trivia!

Most Recent Top Scorers...

Rank Name Score
1 Sean Fennessy Pitts,PA. 275
2 jack miller 275
3 maggie 275
4 LISSETTE 275
5 THE-K-MAN 275
6 SCOTT W 275
7 phillip 275
8 pucksandbeer 275
9 Jeff Schafer 275
10 no name 275
11 OSU Taj 275
12 james 275
13 SEA B TERRY 275
14 linzey rogers 275
15 no name 272
16 POO 238
17 Ross 235
18 Tinkerbell 235
19 Comm2000 229
20 jon 229
21 no name 189
22 No 188
23 steph 182
24 charles 154
25 Mija 150

a state that understands me!

just one more reason i need to get to california.

the worst song ever according to blender?

we built this city, starship....

that is NUTS.... that is one of the BEST songs ever, maybe THE best. i was quite alarmed to find this song attached to such a wretched title. another on the list was the old favorite, don't worry, be happy, bobby mcFerrin.

1. grab the nearest book.
2. open the book to page 23.
3. find the fifth sentence.
4. post the test of the sentence into your journal along with these instructions.

"But i found in time that several persons for whom i had respect and admiration were the congenital subjects of this abnormality."

the sexual revolution: pioneer writings on sex; krafft-ebing, freud, ellis

(via bluishorange)

...as with Janet Jackson’s right breast. The object of that particular controversy, it seemed to me, had little resemblance to a human breast; it was appeared to be a balloon of some sort covered by skin, attached to a big piece of jewelry protruding from a Halloween costume...

let's see, what's his name....dick meyer's take on the 'wardrobe malfunction' which i never did see.

i am chim chim bubbletush

and i love dinky applebutt

"I was in shock when I found out," plaintiff Elizabeth Navarette, 23, said at a press conference. "I was embarrassed to think that somebody was watching me while I thought I was alone and doing my own private thing that girls do when they change."


i'm a girl... what private thing do we do when we change?

i always wonder why people don't like houston so much, and then i remember that it might have something to do with the fact that the sort of news that comes out of houston is usually something like this.... yes, another murder blamed on that crazy movie 'passions' which i still haven't seen...

but i am obviously missing something..

this is the first post i've written as a 21 year old. how much fun.

i have a boyfriend who even cleans my ceiling fan for me.


in other news, gas prices are at an all-time high at $1.73 a gallon for regular gas... this is in case you hadn't already noticed.


my three favorite pink floyd albums, listed in descending order.

wish you were here
pulse
the wall

i might change my mind...

"In a new television commercial, the Bush-Cheney 2004 campaign says that a Kerry presidency would "weaken the fight against terrorists."

what i find the most ironic is that one of the first things president bush did when he became president was weaken all of clinton's terrorist efforts.

trying to figure out what to do with my life...

when i get nervous or stressed, my eyelashes start to hurt really badly.

everything feels weird today.

alone in alabama. that's what it feels like, 'cause that's what it is.

hmmm

[i miss scottie....]

i have my dirty clothes hamper, and then i have a pencil holder (crap holder really) that is close to identical, but is much smaller and in purple. it's been sitting on my nightstand for months now, looking cute and collecting dust. a purple highligher slightly poking out from it caught my eye. i'd been needing a new highlighter. i was so sick of yellow and pink. i
found very cool stuf in my mini clothes hamper/pencil holder:

a pink oriental fan with a tassle hanging from the handle.
a silver sharpie
3 strawberry flavored phillies
push pinks shaped like nuts and bolts
a bulgarian pipe.

[yes, i am that cool that i have a wooden pipe from bulgaria... ]

woops, i am 4 minutes late for seinfeld.

i have yet to hear a legal argument as to why same sex marriages should be banned. i know the religious argument, but that doesn't have a place in our government which is supposed to be completely separate from church. so, really, what is the argument? i've read about bush calling it 'troubling,' and in this article, a conservative religious group goes as far as to wonder "What's next? Legalized heroin? Prostitution? Polygamy? Incest?"

These people dare to compare a marriage between two people of the same sex to deathly and addictive drugs and other acts of behavior we find outrageous and outdated? (grrr..can't find right wording) honestly, can you really compare homosexuality to prositution, polygamy, and incest? Yes, these are the religious nuts of the republican party, so they are not speaking for all republicans...but if these are the arguments, i ask again... where is the legal argument?

if it to preserve the sanctity of marriage then why isn't the president making divorce illegal?

seriously, i know i'm a crazy liberal or whatever, but i have yet to hear an argument i can even open my mind to.

and for the record, i consider myself religous, so this isn't just some atheist spouting out anti-religious crap, i just don't think religion has a place, AT ALL, in our government... which gets me thinking about how posting the ten commandmants in public is legal now in a few states, but that is another story....for another day.

i haven't said anything before and i'm not exactly sure why, but i DID make it into the fall 2003 issue of the auburn circle, despite what i originally believed. turns out the copy i had picked up was actually the spring 2003 issue. why they would put those out when the fall 2003 issue was due, i don't know. personally, i don't think the auburn circle is run well at all, but that's a whole other story.

i had seen this issue of the auburn circle circling around campus that looked different from mine, but i had assumed they had two different covers for the magazine. i finally decided to take a look at this other copy and i quickly flipped through it. it was definently different from the issue i had picked up, but i still didn't see anything of mine. then i looked at the table of contents and there i was, at the very bottom of the list, with one page number after my name. page 62. i flipped to page 62, and there it was, on the very last page, my Beat Bama, in black and white. the last page, and black and white, but it's in there isn't it?!?1

god, i can't write for shit

following the lead, i went ahead and made a map of the states i have been to. it is a lot easier to show you than the one on my wall which has turned into something completely different...i hope i haven't forgotten any. it sure did feel like a lot more before i had it displayed in this manner.



create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

i'm always wondering if i am that bad neighbor. the one who's music is always too loud at all the wrong times during the day. i had a neighbor above me at my last apartment that played papa roach at 7 in the morning on several occasions. i can't remember the name of the song, but you know it. it's the first big hit... about wanting to kill yourself or something like that. it was that song and one other, but i can't remember the other one right now. (i have my reasons)

all i would have to do is simply ask the neighbor below me if she can hear my music. it'd be that easy. i haven't followed through with this idea because there is a pretty good chance that she will say it IS in fact, much too loud, and then i would have a definite reason to turn it down, which i, obviously, don't want to do. this way it's still a mystery and if i end up being that shitty neighbor, well, i don't care.

this morning's playlist (eighties ladies):

it's not right but it's okay, whitney houston
save the best for last, vanessa williams
i can't make you love me, bonnie raitt
didn't we almost have it all, whitney houston
i wanna dance with sombody who loves me, whitney houston
open arms, mariah carey
can't let go, mariah carey
feeling this, blink 182

i just realized how much time i am wasting by sitting here.

i need to stop looking at myself. this gross face is making me sick.

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